No Swimming T-Shirt
No Swimming T-Shirt
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Description
For those who believe every great adventure is better with four paws by their side. 🐾
Whether you're exploring mountain trails, chasing sunsets, or making memories with your four-legged adventure buddy, this Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed tee is made for dog lovers who feel most at home outdoors.
Crafted from 100% ring-spun US cotton, its soft-washed fabric delivers that comfortable, lived-in feel you'll want to wear again and again. The heavyweight material and relaxed fit make it a go-to for weekend adventures, road trips, and laid-back days with your best friend.
Because the best adventures always leave a few paw prints behind.
Product Details:
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Fabric: Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
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Fit: Relaxed, comfortable everyday fit
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Material: Pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun US cotton
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Finish: Soft-washed and garment-dyed for a lived-in feel
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Durability: Double-needle stitching throughout
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Construction: No side seams for a smooth, tubular fit
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Label: Sewn-in label
Keep It Looking Good
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Skip the bleach and keep the iron off the print.
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The "Something Went Wrong" Policy
Look, we want you to love your gear. If something arrives damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we'll make it right - that's on us.
Here's the deal:
- Got something damaged or defective? Full refund, no questions asked.
- Have 30 days from purchase to let us know
- Item needs to be unused and in the condition you received it
- Email us at support@runtimesociety.com - we're actual humans who respond
We're not a faceless corporation. If something's wrong, just reach out. We're all just trying to enjoy the trail without unnecessary drama.
Policy subject to change, but we'll always keep it reasonable.
OUR STORY
Software engineering got too ridiculous not to print. Runtime Society turns the chaos, inside jokes, and painfully familiar moments into shirts for developers who get it.
WEAR THE WORK. OWN THE CHAOS.
Software engineers build the systems people rely on, solve problems nobody else can see and keep moving when the code refuses to cooperate. Our shirts turn that craft, resilience and shared developer pain into designs worth wearing.
They are not just jokes about bugs and broken builds. They are badges for the people who debug, create, ship and make complicated things work.