Dad Of Regression T-Shirt
Dad Of Regression T-Shirt
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✅ Built For Engineers. Inspired By The Chaos.
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Description
The Fit That Ships ✅
100% ring-spun cotton Gildan 64000 built for long coding sessions, questionable deployments, and everything in between.
- Soft ring-spun cotton
- True-to-size unisex fit
- Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric
- Printed in the USA
- Tear-away label
Because your T-shirt should survive production better than your Friday deploy.
Washing Instruction
How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt:
- Cold water only (hot water is for overachievers)
- Turn inside out before washing (protect that graphic you're gonna wear until it falls apart)
- Use a gentle detergent - this garment-dyed cotton is chill, keep it that way
- First wash might bleed a little, so separate it from your fancy stuff
- Tumble dry low or hang dry (air drying = more time for snacks)
Drying Instructions:
- Avoid High Heat: Air-drying is best to prevent shrinking and maintain the soft texture.
- Tumble Dry Low (Optional): If using a dryer, select a low heat or delicate setting.
- Remove Promptly: Take the shirt out of the dryer as soon as it's dry to prevent wrinkles.
Additional Tips:
- Avoid using bleach or harsh detergents as they can fade the color.
- Do not use fabric softeners, which may affect the shirt's texture.
- If the shirt has a graphic print, avoid ironing directly on the design. Use a pressing cloth or turn the shirt inside out when ironing.
Free & Easy Returns
Good Things Take Time (But Not Too Long)
Free shipping on orders over $75 because we reward commitment to the cause.
Orders ship within 7 days - we're not rushing, you're not rushing, nobody's rushing. Once it leaves our hands, USPS does their thing and you'll have it in 2-5 days. Track it obsessively or forget about it completely, we support both approaches.
Returns:
The "Something Went Wrong" Policy
Look, we want you to love your gear. If something arrives damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we'll make it right - that's on us.
Here's the deal:
- Got something damaged or defective? Full refund, no questions asked.
- Have 30 days from purchase to let us know
- Item needs to be unused and in the condition you received it
- Email us at support@runtimesociety.com - we're actual humans who respond
We're not a faceless corporation. If something's wrong, just reach out. We're all just trying to enjoy the trail without unnecessary drama.
Policy subject to change, but we'll always keep it reasonable.
OUR STORY
Software engineering got too ridiculous not to print. Runtime Society turns the chaos, inside jokes, and painfully familiar moments into shirts for developers who get it.
WEAR THE WORK. OWN THE CHAOS.
Software engineers build the systems people rely on, solve problems nobody else can see and keep moving when the code refuses to cooperate. Our shirts turn that craft, resilience and shared developer pain into designs worth wearing.
They are not just jokes about bugs and broken builds. They are badges for the people who debug, create, ship and make complicated things work.