Stop God Function T-shirt
Stop God Function T-shirt
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✅ Built For Engineers. Inspired By The Chaos.
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Description
Comfort Colors introduces the “Comfort Colors 1717” garment-dyed t-shirt; a fully customizable tee made with 100% ring-spun cotton. The soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric brings extra coziness to your wardrobe while the relaxed fit makes it an excellent daily choice. The double-needle stitching throughout the tee makes it highly durable, while the lack of side seams helps the shirt retain its tubular shape. Discover all 62 colors in our charts below.
.: Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²))
.: Relaxed fit
.: Pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun US cotton
.: Sewn-in label
Keep It Looking Good
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Skip the bleach and keep the iron off the print.
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Good Things Take Time (But Not Too Long)
Free shipping on orders over $75 because we reward commitment to the cause.
Orders ship within 7 days - we're not rushing, you're not rushing, nobody's rushing. Once it leaves our hands, USPS does their thing and you'll have it in 2-5 days. Track it obsessively or forget about it completely, we support both approaches.
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The "Something Went Wrong" Policy
Look, we want you to love your gear. If something arrives damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we'll make it right - that's on us.
Here's the deal:
- Got something damaged or defective? Full refund, no questions asked.
- Have 30 days from purchase to let us know
- Item needs to be unused and in the condition you received it
- Email us at support@runtimesociety.com - we're actual humans who respond
We're not a faceless corporation. If something's wrong, just reach out. We're all just trying to enjoy the trail without unnecessary drama.
Policy subject to change, but we'll always keep it reasonable.
OUR STORY
Software engineering got too ridiculous not to print. Runtime Society turns the chaos, inside jokes, and painfully familiar moments into shirts for developers who get it.
WEAR THE WORK. OWN THE CHAOS.
Software engineers build the systems people rely on, solve problems nobody else can see and keep moving when the code refuses to cooperate. Our shirts turn that craft, resilience and shared developer pain into designs worth wearing.
They are not just jokes about bugs and broken builds. They are badges for the people who debug, create, ship and make complicated things work.